Sounds like a great bargain. A bunch of people I don’t know and can’t even imagine, who no doubt will have other things on their minds, will find an ancient book on matters that have long been forgotten, written in a language nobody any more knows how to read ­ if anybody knows how to read at all in the year 3000.

Three Books I Promise Not to Write … I have reconsidered some of my book ideas. I now promise not to impose on the world any of the following: